Sunday, December 26, 2010

Meri Christmas Weekend...

Good-Old busy weekends are back again, and boy ain’t I happy!!! Kuwait never was more fun than this weekend; I had a whale of a time, 2 days full of fun…

The mood was festive as the weekend was the Christmas Weekend, some of our teams went for their Christmas Team Lunches, we were allowed to wear Jeans to Office, and I left home also on time on Thursday, went for Jogging, had my dinner & slept early…

Friday Morning was the HR Team Event at Wafrah Farms which is some 150 kms away & I was all excited for it as I had heard from my colleagues that the Road to Wafrah is one of the best in Kuwait & provides ample opportunities to rip the engine!!! The Mighty Two was also yearning for this kind of a ripe opportunity & I was ready to rip my beast…


We started the drive really slowly with all cars following each other but soon I got bored driving at 100 kmph & decided to go in front and leave everybody behind…the roads were simply too good to resist. I started slowly & got upto 150-160 kmph & when I got a long & open stretch just ripped & got upto 205 kmph!!! Yes you are reading this correctly; this was the first time I had reached the 200 kmph mark which was my dream when I came to Kuwait & I specifically bought the Chevrolet Lumina S to hit the 200!!!

Javed who was travelling with me clicked the pic at the right moment & the dream was achieved…the exhilaration was unbelievable & I could feel the rush entering my body through my arms, after some 5-10 minutes I found another open stretch & ripped the car again & this time reaching the speed of 215 kmph, what a feeling that was & the best part was that the car was absolutely stable and I always felt in control of the vehicle…


Amidst all this excitement I missed the Wafrah Right Turn & instead kept going straight, soon we reached the Saudi Border; I called Amir – who knew the way & he told me that we had gone 40-50 kms ahead, I laughed at me as this was another Misnavigation adventure of mine but I missed my BoP Comrade – Dips with whom I have shared many such fun moments!!! Instead I sent him an SMS telling him about my 200 kmph feat & somewhat shared my excitement…

We finally reached the cut & started the final leg of the drive experiencing one of the most amazing roads I have ever been to, desert on both the sides & no vegetation of any sort – none whatsoever and a perfect straight road to drive the car on, I soaked in the feeling by driving the car slow at 100 kmph!!! We stopped enroute at a Mosque where Javed & another colleague of mine read their Friday Afternoon Prayer & Javed’s wife read her prayers in my car…
We reached the “Asia Farm” at Wafrah where our Team Event was organized, enjoyed some nice mocktails & just roamed around the huge farm house…we all played a game of Volleyball after that with me taking my regular position – one at the centre of the nest & smashed my way through!!! The last time I played Volleyball was way back in October 2009 during my “BoP Redstone Rockets Ride”& what a time the Rockets had then…special mention must go to my dear comrade – BK ATREYA for his exceptional Volleyball skills…


The Lunch Menu was Arabic Cuisine & it was fabulous, I gorged on the Chicken Biryani & the Grilled Meat followed by another gorging session of the desserts…


We left Wafrah at 3 PM & I decided to take it easy while going back & drove relatively slow, when I got back home I was dead tired but then my friend Abhishek Tripathi called me & asked me to come to his home so that we could start the Evening Party, I wanted to sleep badly but decided to leave instead. We had a rocking time at his home, there were 4 of us & we did non-stop Bakchodi was 4 hours before finally calling it a night, I won’t write what all we had during the party due to obvious reasons!!!

I slept overnight at his home only, tired & high!!! I woke up at 9:30 AM the next day & left for my home…enroute I had an amazing breakfast of Poori-Aloo with Tea and the Aloo ki Subzi reminded me of almost the same taste which my Mother cooks…

I relaxed at home after that, Facebooking & chatting with Bandita through the afternoon…the plan for the evening was all-set, we had decided to go to the Shooting Range here in Kuwait where one can shoot real guns with real bullets in a Government Shooting Range open to civilians…

We reached the Range at 5:30 PM and went straight to the booking counter, I chose the 357 MM Revolver, Vikash chose the 40 MM Revolver & Abhishek chose the 9 MM Pistol…we entered the Shooting Area & were all excited after seeing some others taking the shots & knew this one would be one amazing experience…when my turn came, the instructor told me the entire process & asked me to load the revolver and believe me guys its an amazing feeling, the one you have seen in the movies!!! Loading 6 bullets one-by-one!!!


I had an average round & after shooting 20 bullets I could only manage one bulls-eye shot though I am sure with some practice I can be better at this. We have decided to visit the range twice a month for sure & the next time I would try the Sniper Rifle…


After the Shooting High we went to the Arabian Gulf Road & got to a Sheesha Joint by the beachside & enjoyed a bout of Mint-Apple Flavour Sheesha with some Bakchodi, the weather was quite chilly with the sea breeze hitting us vigorously and after an hour or so we decided to leave & call it a day, we all got back home by 9 PM and finally the curtains came down on one of my best weekends spent till date in Kuwait…


Hopefully in time to come I would have many more such weekends…Inshallah…

The "Back to School" Party

I hated my School Uniform in the Summers as it was pure white & my mother used to scold me like crazy everyday when I used to come back home for soiling it like real bad; everyday it was the same story- me coming home & listening to my mother shouting at me & I making faces as I was the most obedient kid around with my head & shoulders dropped & showing real concern on my face!!! But when I got the invite to go to a Theme Party here in Kuwait through Barry - Senior Manager Recruitment at my Organization and we had to be dressed in School Uniform, I got all excited & gave my confirmation in no time as I was sure it would be great fun to re-live my school days again. The occasion was “The Irish Ball Christmas Party” which was to be held in Hilton Resort-Kuwait & apart from the school uniform excitement there was some nice dinner & much needed intoxicants as part of the deal!!! I couldn’t have asked for more…



I wore my Half-Sleeves Blue Shirt with a Plain Dark Blue Neck-Tie and my Brown Check Shorts, perfect new-age School Uniform to say the least…it looked funny but I was all game to soak in the School Uniform Party Fiesta!!!

My Colleague Majid picked me up & then we picked Angelika enroute and reached the venue at 8:30 PM, the place was full of “Goras” and I was the only Indian in the entire big hall, people stared at me surprisingly on finding an Indian attending an Irish party but I am now used to people staring at me with awe courtesy our bike rides!!!

The initial hour or so was quite boring with sad music playing followed by a pathetic band playing Live, infact I started yawning every minute!!! But then the mood changed with the DJ taking control of the music starting with some traditional Irish songs and by now the intoxication effect was starting to get over me, after this I was seen only at one place for the next 3 hours – yes you guessed it right “The Dance Floor”, people who know me well would relate to it as once I get to any Dance Floor & the music is to my liking then there’s no stopping me & this time it was no different either…

I danced as if there was no tomorrow, sweating profusely, shouting at the top of my voice and the best of all teaching others my “Desi-Indian” dance steps!!! Yes you got it right, I taught Bhangra Steps to people on the dance floor & they were well-received as well!!!

The best moment came when the song “Summer of 69” was played, I got up to the stage & then danced like crazy, and it was mad fun!!! I surely gave the message out that when it comes to dancing skills there’s no point competing with us Indians!!! Plus when I start dancing I really become quite high, some people might find it strange but I am damn serious!!!


The night finally ended for me at 1:30 AM, I was completely drenched in sweat and panting for breath but the exhaustion was worth every breath…I had danced this much after more than 9 months – since the “UHG Farewell Party” which my Team-Mates had organized just before I was leaving for Kuwait in March 2010.

I got back home at 2:00 AM, popped a Combiflam and then slept like a baby…



The Mighty Two...





I travelled to Kuwait in early February for my face-to-face Interviews & was taken to the Biggest GM Showroom owned by our company as part of my Kuwait Orientation Tour & saw all GM Cars – Chevrolet, Hummer, Cadillac & SAAB. Chevrolet was the brand which I could afford based on my expected salary here and I liked the 2010 Chevrolet Cruze and planned to pick it up if I got the offer to join. I had seen it on Indian Roads as well & it looked quite impressive, the difference between the Indian & Kuwaiti version was that the Kuwaiti one was a Left Hand Drive & a 1.8 Litre Petrol Engine whereas the Indian one is a Right Hand Drive & a 2.2 Litre Diesel Engine…

I joined here in March 2010 & waited to get my Kuwaiti Residency stamped on my passport which actually happened in September 2010 & I had all my plans ready to lay my hands on the Cruze…

But things changed in July 2010 as that’s when I went to the showroom again with George to buy the Chevrolet Malibu which he was buying; I saw the Red Chevrolet Lumina S featured in the Showroom and fell in love; it was actually the Bollywood style love-at-first-sight indeed!!! The colour looked so vibrant & impressive and the specs. were also damn impressive, a 6-cylinders 3.6 Litre Petrol Engine with 288 BHP of raw power, I looked no further since then & knew that my car had to be that…

I got my Civil ID finally in October 2010 & then the search for a decent 2009/2010 used-car model started as the new one was very expensive & was not matching my budget. I could not find the Red Colour even after searching at all the place, I was getting offers of Black & Silver colour but I was in no mood to change my mind…Red is the colour I like the most & I am sure some of you know that!!! My Bike “The Mighty One” is also Black with a dash of red and my wardrobe has a dash of red thrown in for good measure!!!

2 months of search bore no fruit & I was getting frustrated so I decided to buy a new car only but there also I faced some bad luck, the showroom guys had only 5 new cars in their stock & all of them were Black colour & I said fuck it man & lets go for a Black colour only albeit a used car…but then I found a very decent 2010 White Lumina S but the owner didn’t decide to sell me his car as he was not getting the price he was expecting…

But then Rani (my Syrian colleague & a very good friend) became a Messiah for me!!! One of his friends told him that a Red Lumina S was there in one of our used-car showrooms & he started calling me frantically as I was behind his life for almost 3 months to help me in finding my Dream Car!!! We went to Showroom the same evening & I fell in love all over again!!! The car was in immaculate condition, was driven for 24,000 kms & was a January 2010 Model…God finally showered all his mercy on me as whatever I wanted I got!!! No wonder God loves me the most…

Finally on Thursday 2nd December 2010 I got the delivery of the car & I drove it for the first time even though only for some 2 kms as my Kuwaiti Driving License is still not ready but then the feel was amazing, it had a zip feel to it & I knew I would have a ball of a time once I start driving it on the smooth Kuwaiti Roads here…

I named my car “The Mighty Two” continuing in the tradition of “The Mighty One”, my Royal Enfield Electra & my trusted partner for the last almost 3 years!!! And I hope The Mighty Two also becomes one here!!!

The Specs are also amazing…

1. http://kw-en.chevroletarabia.com/vehicles/view_all_vehicles/cars/lumina/index.html
2. 3600 CC, 6 cylinders & 288 BHP Petrol Engine
3. Blaupunkt Single CD Music System
4. 8-way electronically-adjusted Driving Seat
5. Red & Black Cloth Upholstery Seats – My Dream Colour-Combo!!!
6. Sports Body Kit
7. Traction Control, Front Air-Bags, Cruise Control, Manual Triptronic Gears – Sport Shift, Driver-Information System in the Front Console & Steering Controls for Music
8. And much-much more…

On 6th December 2010 I just could not stop myself & went for a spin early morning & did a 55 odd kms. stretch on the open roads with not much traffic and touched 180 kmph!!! And this one has the digital speed meter in the front console...seeing the rush towards the 180 kmph was such a high!!!

I could have gone easily to the 200 kmph mark but could not gather that much guts...plus I don’t have the license as yet so was taking a big risk of driving without one...

The control & acceleration was unbelievable & I reached 180 kmph at just 2000 RPM so one can imagine what good things are in store for me…I am sure I would reach the top-speed mark of 240 kmph very soon…Inshallah…

I am also getting the Rear Parking Sensors installed today as parking becomes a breeze with the sensors installed & anyway I am not a good reverser myself so just want to make things easy for myself…

And now the biggest threat is to keep myself in control on the roads now & I don’t want any hefty Traffic Fines here, the over speeding fine is 40 KD or 6400 INR!!!

Once my License is ready I would be taking The Mighty Two to the Desert Roads here in Abdali or Wafrah & would be testing the limits of the vehicle…

Me & my Kuwait Buddy George have sure shot plans of driving down to Bahrain (a 5-hours Road Trip) next year in the Summers once his family is in India for the Summer Vacations and I am so madly waiting for it!!!

I would be back again with the 240 kmph mark post very soon…

Till then ride/drive safe & have safe sex…

Monday, May 17, 2010

The Myth Busting Party

It is always nice to know more about different cultures and the stint here in Kuwait is surely providing me with such opportunities.

The first one I got was when I got an invite to attend the Wedding Reception Party of my Office Friend named Rani Agha, a great guy; very helpful and always smiling, I was extremely excited to attend the big day for the new learnings and the good food which was on offer!!!

The day was Saturday 8th May 2010 and the venue was Holiday Inn on the sea-side and I reached exactly on time at 8 PM…got a beautiful Bed-Side Lamp as the gift hoping that Rani & his wife would like it…

The guests slowly started trickling in and I was literally gaping at the quality of beauty on view!!! Truly exhilarating and nothing Muslim about the females, all of them were dressed in Christian styled Evening gowns which were well embellished and left nothing much for imaginations…all the good things were on open-view!!! And I was all ready for a long evening ahead!!!



And then the Bride & groom entered the reception hall, they were welcomed by all the guests with loud cheers, whistles & claps and also by a group of Rani’s friends who were dressed in traditional Syrian Attires and holding a variety of percussion instruments and one of them being a very loud vocalist who sang for the next almost 40 odd minutes with Rani’s mom clearly worried about the time running by…I loved their histrionics though…the music was amazing and the group was so energetic!!!



The Girls in Blue were surely the focus of my attention and I tried my best to shoot their video continuously but was feeling a bit jittery when I focussed my camera on them for more than 5-6 seconds...but then I tried my best !!!

Finally thesinging group relented after repeated requests/warnings without any mood to stop…and then the soft & romantic songs were played for the bride & groom to so some soft dance…the romantic one mostly seen in the movies!!! They were quite embarrassed initially but soon got into the groove, Rani was clearly looking uncomfortable making those dance moves as me is mostly used to the heavy-duty & energetic c dance moves!!! I am sure even I would face a similar predicament if I dance to such songs…can’t be so gentle & smooth!!!

Once the romance was over all hell broke lose with loud Arabic numbers playing and the floor being mobbed by dancers!!! I must say that Arabic Music is really peppy & makes you tap your feet…the couple was the centre of the attention again as expected and everybody wanted to dance with them!!! Initially I enjoyed the music & dance sitting but soon was attracted towards the floor…danced for a bit…mixing my Bhangra Moves with the Arabic Music and trying my best not to look silly…some of my Office colleagues tried teaching me some native moves and I also gave it my best shot…

The strange part during all this happening was no food!!! Yes even snacks were not being served…we had to manage with just the odd 1-2 glasses of music all this while and the hunger pangs were playing tricky games inside my tummy & mind!!! Finally at 11:30 PM the music stopped as we were in a 5-star Hotel and there was a stipulated time limit for playing music and I thank the Authorities for enforcing such a rule, I knew the food would be served out soon!!! But before that another formality…the cake cutting by the couple…Once that got over I headed straight towards the food area and nothing could stop me then!!!

I ate my heart out(you would say what’s new???!!!) but really the food was superb…literally all kinds of meat…Fish, Prawns, Mutton, Beef, Chicken, Turkey & Duck included and all cooked in authentic Syrian Style. With the crowd thronging and making a long queue I knew coming again to top-up the plate would be one difficult task so I heaped my plate to the maximum possible!!! And boy wasn’t it a smart move…when I was gong back the queue was already 40-50 people strong!!! I am smart at times…ain’t I!!!

I gorged but kept a small portion of my tummy empty for the much deserved Desserts…I mean how could I miss them…they are my perennial favourites in any meal I am a part of!!! And this time was no different…I tried all varieties of “Kunafa” on offer. Kunafa is an Arabic Dessert made out of Sewain or vermicelli…and the taste is heavenly and I am not exaggerating, it surely is!!! There were 6 varieties in the menu and I tried all of them and all of them tasted so good!!!

In the end my tummy finally relented and was begging for mercy and it surely needed some rest…I had spent almost an hour eating and filling it up with the heaviest varieties of food!!! So it truly deserved some cooling-off!!!

While going back home I was thinking about the myths which got busted during the party…as all we have heard about Islamic Traditions is being orthodox, rigid and staying under cover but here it was all about being grand, pompous and fun…no inhibitions at all…both in terms of dressing up & celebrating…and I surely was pleasantly surprised and it was nice to see so much of revelry around me. The dance & music was so lively and yes the quality of females was surely impressive as well!!!

Syrians, Jordanians & Lebanese are the most liberated people in the Middle East and the women often stay away from the purdah or the veil and there are equal rights for both men & women, yes there are discriminations but much less when compared to the other countries of the Middle East.

I was a satisfied man when I reached home both physiologically & my eyes were also feeling real good!!! For the obvious reasons…

Another lesson for me in Middle East traditions, all thanks to Rani…my landlord was literally shocked when I told him that I was going for an Arabic Wedding…he has been here in Kuwait for the last 17 years and hasn’t attended a single such wedding and here I am…I attended one, within my first 2 months!!! Surely Lucky!!!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Kuwait : As I see...

Since I have been in Kuwait, I have been observing things very closely here about the customs, the odd facts & the way things move here and there has been some really interesting revelations which has struck my four eyes and it would be really nice to pen them down & share it with you all and shatter some myths about Kuwait…even though I have spent little over a month here, I still feel like writing about them and letting the world know more about Kuwait which globally is known for the Iraqi Invasions than anything more…

1. The first thing which struck me the moment I landed here was there is no taboo wrt Smoking in public places here, when I was checking out at the Airport I saw people smoking openly in the Airport Building and there were no “No Smoking” boards to be seen (atleast I didn’t see any) and the biggest revelation was when I saw a smoking personnel manning the Baggage Screening counter and smoking away to glory in his Military Fatigues!!! I went up to him and asked him “Can you smoke in the Airport” and he merrily replied back “Man, you can smoke anywhere in Kuwait, want a smoke?”!!! Since then I have seen people smoking in Shopping Malls, Barber Shops and even inside a Hospital Parking Lot. I am sure the big reason for this phenomenon is that Liquor is completely banned here so people atleast want some form of intoxication which they can enjoy uninhibited!!! But surely sanity has to prevail here as non-smokers have every right not to inhale the smoke and there are even children at public places who inhale the harmful smoke unknowingly…don’t know when that would happen here but surely that is the way towards a better future…

2. The next thing which I noticed were the wide roads, big cars and crazy speeds on Kuwaiti Roads, every car is zooming away from your vision, the permissible speed on the Ring Roads here is 120 kmph but you can easily sense that people go way beyond that. All brands of cars are visible here, the brands which are quite rare to sight in India are commonly seen here zipping away to glory; Porsche, Maserati, Rolls Royce, Ferrari, Hummer, Buick, Lexus, Cadillac and a host of other brands which I had never heard before, ones like GMC, Lincoln, Genesis, Infinity & Dodge, Dips helped me in getting to know more about them though, have seen almost all series of BMW & Mercedes here. The best quality Petrol is sold at Rs. 9 a litre here and that’s the reason everybody here drives a big engine car, yes I have seen some Sparks, Altos, Swifts and Matizs here but still those are rarities…lets see which Car I manage to buy…

3. You don’t see stray dogs in Kuwait but Stray Cats are omnipresent!!! Yes you can see cats gorging away with gay abandon in Dustbins all over the place, one of the locals here told me that Dogs are a taboo here that’s why they are very rarely seen here and there are strict rules which apply to Pet Dog Owners…

4. Kuwait is Numero Uno in terms of Per Capita Waste Generation, every resident here generates on an average 0.80 Kgs. of waste every day, no wonder you see rampant misuse of Plastic Bags everywhere, even the Laundry packs underwear here in Plastic Bags one by one!!! Nobody cares about not using plastic here and I don’t think there’s any effort any effort by the Government here to limit the use, I hope there’s enough recycling happening to minimise the damage otherwise the World might be fighting about Global Warming but here in Kuwait nobody even bothers…

5. The Cost of Living is surprisingly very economical here, I had heard when I had not come here that this place would be very expensive and the savings won’t be that high but in my 1 month time here I have observed that almost all the things are not at all expensive, the groceries are similarly priced as in India, the food is a little bit more expensive and electronics are much cheaper here. All in all it means that my savings potential here would be pretty decent.

6. Since I have been here I have been pleasantly surprised by the good weather, it has rained 4-5 times in the last month which is a rarity plus there was a Thunderstorm here as well on 18-April which is known as “Sarrayat” so I am yet to experience the typical oppressive Middle East Heat but as time goes by it would happen sooner than later, the temperatures in the summers here reach as high as 55 degrees, so all my friends in India can get some consolation seeing my plight in some time to come!!! But here there are no Power Cuts(thankfully!!!) and every covered area is air-conditioned so you really don’t feel the heat if you stay indoors in the day and luckily my job is a desk-job so no travelling out in the heat for me and it’s a big relief!!!

7. The Nishant-Rain Love Affair continues even here and people are calling me the lucky charm who has bought bucket-loads of rains here with me from India!!! This affair started with the Mcleodganj Ride in April 2009 and followed with my rides/trips to Binsar, Mt. Abu, Bharuch, Bhangarh, Bikaner & Wellington and no wonder it is following me to Kuwait as well…Rain Power I call it!!!

8. Talking of Power and the bills, the electricity is extremely cheap here, at my home which is a centrally air-conditioned one and power is used quite freely without any worries because with all the crazy power consumption included the bill comes to just 7-8 KWD a month which is just 1250 INR a month, surely the Government here is very liberal and the residents just love it!!!

9. Believe me folks Kuwaitis are the luckiest people on this Planet Earth, they get paid by the Government for everything, Monthly Allowances, Car, Home and zero percent loans for their entire life, yes that’s true. And in the Private Sector the minimum salary to be paid to Resident Kuwaitis is 750 KWD per month which is some 1,15,000 INR even if they are pure freshers and this is a Government Rule. One particular caste here gets 75,000 KWD when they get married and that’s just a small measure of 1 Crore INR!!! And it gets better with time, 5,000 KWD for each child; no wonder Kuwaitis have atleast 5-6 children each!!!

10. Due to the Harsh Weather conditions and the crazy traffic here Motorcycling here is not a passion activity or even used as a Mode of Transport even when the Harley here is priced at just the half price in India and the time I have been here I have just seen 5-6 bikes on the road here and am yet to spot a Harley on the road but there are some Motorcycling Clubs which meet frequently and go to the Desert Rides to enjoy Motorcycling. Let’s see when I can gather the money & courage to buy my Dream Machine Harley here and join the fun…

11. For the crazy money this country has and it generates, this is a very small country wrt the size. if you compare, it is 1/3rd the size of Haryana and in the range of 150 kms one can reach the Saudi Arabia & the Iraq border. Almost half off the country is filled with Oil Fields and Kuwait holds 10% of the Global Share of Petroleum reserves and the estimates predict that this would stay for the next 90-100 years, I wonder what happens to Kuwait after that, its high time they reduce the dependency on Oil Revenues but believe me it’s gonna be tough, they have no other resources other than oil, human or non-human!!!

12. As you know or might not know that the Currency of Kuwait – The Kuwaiti Dinar is the strongest currency in the World, currently the exchange rate is Rs. 155 for one KWD and the surprising part is that here coins are very prevalent and the biggest currency note is of 20 KWD, yes I mean it is equal to almost 3000 INR but there must be bigger denominations as well in case of bigger payments…maybe some strong reason behind it but I am yet to find it though…

13. One big funny thing which I have noted on the roads here is that there is a big noticeable sign board each time a Traffic Camera approaches on the road with the words “Camera Ahead” written, I mean quite ironical!!! All drivers keep a note of the boards and then the cameras to avoid over speeding and each time a camera approaches they bring down their speed to the allowed 120 kmph!!!

14. Grocery Shops here are called ‘Bakala’ and practically everything is available at these outlets, some of them are @Indian Bakalas@ where you get all Indian goods as well like Indian Toothpastes, Soaps, Hair Oils, Shampoos and yes the important thing…Indian Cigarettes…yes Navy Cut & Gold Flake are sold here, Made in India by ITC and packed & exported for Kuwait and the pricing here is cheaper than in India, surprising but you can owe to the No-Duty structure on cigarettes here. I smoke Dunhill Reds here and have got a liking to it!!!

15. Cinema Halls here have a very peculiar feature to them; the seats are divided on the basis of your sex. Yes, on the right side all the Bachelors and Married Men without their wives sit and on the left side all the females & families sit, I experienced the same when I went to watch ‘The Hurt Locker’. Surely an education for me about the cultural restrictions here.

16. Kuwait also has another Numero Uno position which it enjoys, ‘Per capita Restaurants’, there are restaurants all over the place here literally the same way we find Pan Shops in India you can find eateries here. All American Brands are here plus some amazing local ones serving Turkish, Arabic & Moroccan cuisines. But the sad part with some of these is the Sign Boards and Menus are in Arabic and no staff understands English so I use Sign Language to explain them what I want to order and I am sure due to this limitation I am yet to sample some of the real delicacies till now. There are also a host of Indian Cuisine restaurants here and are surprisingly a big hit with the Arabs here!!!

17. Meat here means Beef & Lamb is rarely served at the restaurants here and till now I have not really liked the taste of Beef here and don’t try it too much and stay safe with Chicken, Turkey & Sea-Food here plus with the heat here eating too much of Red Meat anyway is not advisable.

18. I get to eat some amazing Andhra Delicacies at the place where I stay, specially at weekends which is a big treat for me; till now I am loving it and let us see till how long I can manage on Andhra Food, at times I go and buy my meals from a Turkish Speciality Restaurant named ‘Turkish Grill’ and it has been my favourite eating joint here till now, it serves some amazing grilled meat dishes with freshly-baked Turkish Bread.

19. Every Apartment complex here has got it’s own ‘Harris’ who primarily is the caretaker of the building, he takes care of the Security, Maintenance and Garbage Management; plus for a small fees also washes the cars every morning, surely one helluva important person and you surely got to maintain good relations with him, the one at my place is an Egyptian and he doesn’t understand even a single word of English so communicating with him is a nerve-tiring process, luckily some buildings have Indian Harris who would be much easy to deal with…

20. This is a country of expats and more than half of the population is made up of non-Kuwaitis, and mostly Indians & Egyptians. This is the reason this place is one big melting-pot of different cultures & traditions and all expats have been instrumental in helping to develop this country to the place where it is now and expats are well-respected due to this reason.

21. Wasta – The most important skill to have and use!!! Now you must be wondering what the hell is this ‘Wasta’, well it is in plain & simple Hindi ‘Jugaad’ but here it is more to do with the right relationship than money through which things really move in India, one needs Wasta for all kinds of paerwork here; Residency Visa, Family Visa, Degree Attestation and getting a Driving License. As per Wikipedia(yes Wasta finds it’s place there as well!!!) it is:

"Wasta" is an Arabic word that loosely translates into 'clout''. It refers to using one’s connections and/or influence to get things done, including government transactions such as the quick renewal of a passport, waiving of traffic fines, and getting hired for or promoted in a job. In other words, it amounts to getting something through favouritism rather than merit.

22. Have also picked some other Arabic Terms here which are good to know here and communicate with Arabs who have no clue of English and generally they are good to learn till I am here…

23. All the newspapers are thick & heavy and not with Classfieds or advertisements but with News from all parts of the World and literally about all the topics you can find, Music, Cinema, Politics, Sports and what not and I enjoy reading them here and keep myself updated about the global happenings and for all Indian News I read the Online Version or e-paper of both ‘Times of India’ & ‘Mail Today’

24. Last but not the least Liquor is banned here and one can’t drink even at the five-star hotels but at some Embassy Parties, Liquor is served, one strange rule this!!! But illegally Liquor is imported into Kuwait and with the right contacts and money one can easily buy it…And then there are the Bahrains & the Dubais of the World- the Party Havens of the Middle East where the rich & famous from here go and then party hard!!! I also would plan a trip there once my paperwork is done & dusted with…

I am sure this list would keep on growing as time progresses here & I would keep updating this post or writing new ones with the additions but one thins is for sure this country is surely a good one to stay for 3-4 years, experience all the niceties and then get back to where I belong…

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Settling In...

When I reached my Service Apartment the driver got me all the groceries I needed for myself – Cheese Slices, Sliced Bread, Jam, Tomato Ketchup, Yoghurt, Eggs and what not!!! I was also given a Temporary Mobile connection and a book named “Kuwait – A Living Guide for Expats” to help me know more about the country, it’s culture and all the information one needs in a new country. I called up my parents & Bandita and told them that I had finally reached Kuwait safe & sound and they were quite relieved to hear that considering all the travails I had gone through and you know all about them by now!!!

I reached my Office at 11 AM on the first day and had the whole Team welcoming me, was nice to see so much diversity in the HR Team and generally all over, in my own Team there is a Philipino and an Egyptian who reports in to me, I report into a British & an Indian and in the HR Team we have Pakistanis, Iranians, Serbians, Sri Lankans, Syrians, Lebanese, Jordanian, Kuwaiti, Palestine and a host of other nationalities. It’s a whole mix of the World under one common roof, in fact in my organization people from 61 different nationalities work together and it’s simply one of the most amazing aspects of working here and it surely would be one great learning experience knowing so much about various cultures, working styles and about so many different countries…

My on-boarding representative here is a Syrian peculiarly named Rani and he is very much a male!!! He is by now used to Indians sending him mails and addressing him as “Ms. Rani” and even I got a shocker when I first talked to him over the phone in India!!! He is a very nice bloke and extremely helpful and humorous, never ever would you find him without a big-wide smile on his face and he is my Smoking Partner here as well!!! He would take care of all my paperwork formalities and generally help me in settling down here.

He got my ID Card & security access card issued, got me the Life Insurance & Health Insurance documents and my bank forms filled, I was up & running; was introduced to the entire team and also got my Laptop issued, all in all everything was well set for me and I was getting comfortable in the new environment quite easily. I left early that day as I was really tired after the night sleep, reached my Service Apartment and slept at 4 PM and shockingly woke up the next day at 6 AM!!! Yes a 14 hour-long sleep!!!

My Office Timgs here are 8 AM to 5:30 PM, currently I have hired a daily cab to take me to office and then back home so I wake up at 5:45 AM everyday which is really tough as back in India I used to wake up at 10 in the morning!!! but by now I have got used to it and it doesn't trouble me much. The Lunch at the Office Cafetria is amazing and there are so many options to explore from...India, Arabic, Chinese, Filipino, Continental and Mexican!!! There is a Live Salad Counter, a Shawarma Counter and one counter for Saj which is basically the Arabic form of a Kathi Roll and have 6-7 options of fillings to choose from. I specially love the Turkish Black Coffee in my office and with a sutta it tastes even better!!!

I was staying at a place called Jamaica Inn which is used to accommodate all the expats joining in and I had a fully furnished 1 BHK Apartment to myself, it had loads of restaurants close to it and I treated myself every night!!! Turkish, Moroccan and Arabic cuisines!!! It had a small gym, a swimming pool, TT & Snooker Tables and extremely good service. It had been allotted to me for 2 months and after that I had to find a place for myself and shift into it.

There is a website for all Indian Expats named www.indiansinkuwait.com which is a one-stop guide to all our needs, I put up a classified Ad on it for a PG Accommodation and the first day itself I got a call from Hemanth telling me that he had a room in his apartment which he wanted to sub-let, he came & picked me up and I saw the room and instantly liked it, was very spacious and well lit plus had a balcony with it. So I moved into my new home here on 10-Apr-10 and set things up for me.







Hemanth & his wife are from Andhra Pradesh and have been in Kuwait for the last 17 years and are extremely nice & courteous people, they have a 2 years-old daughter named Chahna who is really cute and she became pally with me quite quickly but is a very cranky child and always keeps crying and at times gets very irritating, in fact right now as I am writing this she is howling away to glory!!! The only discomforting part of staying here is hearing her continuous howls but can’t help it, the other good things about staying here overshadows this pain!!!

Hemanth got me a Dish TV connection for me and then I had access to all Indian Channels and most importantly I watched all the final matches of IPL!!! I got a second-hand 29 inches Sony Wega Television and a new LG DVD Player also for me and was all set with the Audio-Video devices I needed for myself!!! Plus with the Broadband Connection I am connected all the time.

Plus I have some amazing restaurants nearby where I can gorge and at home I get authentic Andhra Style food!!! What else I need!!! Thanks to God I got settled here very quickly and everybody at my office was surprised at my speed of managing things here, in the first 15 days I had found everything I needed for a comfortable stay here and it is all thanks to my Office Friend George who has been my advisor all this while and has helped me in making all the wise decisions as he had made some blunders when he first came here and never wanted me to repeat those…he has been in our organization for almost 3 years now and keeps telling me all the information I need…

I have been observing so many new things here and would be writing soon about my observations in my next post and there would be more revelations as the time progresses…this is surely a fascinating place and I don’t feel very far off from India, the direct flight back home just takes 4 hours and the tickets are not too expensive either plus with Internet I am always electronically connected!!! Even if I would have taken up a new job in say Bengaluru or Mumbai I would have been in India but still the distances had been similar as statistically Kuwait is 2700 kms away from Delhi!!! The big pluses about working here are that I am getting a global exposure which would be extremely beneficial for my future career, I am getting to know so much about different cultures and it is simply fascinating and on the top of that I can save loads of money!!!

So here I am…having spent a month here and it has been a wonderful time till now, thanks to God no roadblocks till now, maybe he tested me enough in India so saved me from any new troubles here!!!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Bumps on the Road...

I came back and started the mad hiring trips again…first trip was to Chennai and then the next weekend I was off to Bengaluru and during that trip I got the Offer Letter Mail on 10-Feb-10…was really a great feeling…

The HR Head of UHG was travelling with me and I confided in him about my Kuwait Trip and the Offer from my new employer and he was happy for me and left the final decision with me, the next day on 11-Feb I resigned officially and then the Notice Period Discussions started…my last working day at UHG was mutually decided as 5-Mar-10 and during that time I had to finish all pending tasks and complete all handover work…

I got back to Delhi and had to complete a plethora of tasks before I could fly off to Kuwait, had to get my Graduation Degree attested from the HRD Ministry, External Affairs Ministry and then from the Kuwait Embassy plus had to get a Police Verification Certificate issued and then get it attested from the External Affairs Ministry and the Kuwait Embassy, considering all these tasks meant a direct involvement of the Government Departments and going by their reputation of being the most inefficient at even the most routine and the easiest of the tasks I took the help pf agents to make it easy for me.

Attestation of the Degree was the easiest, went to an Attestation Agency called UROGULF in Connaught Place and received the attested degree in exactly 15 working days as promised, I paid them Rs. 6,000 for their services and it was a cakewalk.

But the painful moments were anxiously waiting for me to hit be real bad, I was expecting some of that but what hit me was simply frustrating & depressing and believe me the feeling of helplessness was not good at all.

It took me all of 6 trips to the Passport Office, 2 trips to Urogulf, 2 trips to the External Affairs Ministry and Rs. 6,000 to get the PCC issued and then duly attested, and yes the agony & the painful moments included of experiencing the sheer inefficiency of the Police Machinery of Gurgaon, they are the best at it, of not performing their duties and also of being lethargic, no wonder the Law & Order situation at Gurgaon is pathetic to say the least.

The ordeal finally ended on 25th March 2010 when I got my PCC and then I got it attested from the EA Ministry and that too with the help of my Father’s Friend’s help who is an old-timer there, and then gave it to Urogulf to get it attested from the Kuwait Embassy and they had to courier the same to me in Kuwait as I could not wait any longer, I had already got my joining date postponed twice by 1 week each, from 15th March 2010 to 28th March 2010 plus I was simply cooling away my heels at my home since 5th March and all I was doing was making those bloody trips to the Passport Office, all shopping & preparations were over and it was time I flew off…

On 27th March 2010 I got my Visa & the flight tickets from Kuwait and had to fly off on an Emirates Flight scheduled at 4:00 PM from Delhi and then landing in Kuwait vis Dubai at 10:00 PM in Kuwait, I bid goodbyes to all my friends & folks and did the final packing and left my home at sharp 1:00 PM for the IGI Airport…but hold your breaths and to the surprise of many people who are reading it, I didn’t leave that day because the roadblocks were not yet over for me!!! Read on now for another big whammy which came unexpectedly my way…

I reached the counter to check-in and the staff saw my Visa and then told me that the Passport Number mentioned on it was not mine and as a result I could not fly!!! I was like what the fuck is this now, all the frustrations were not enough for me and believe it or not I was laughing at myself as I had no other option, anyway I hate brooding plus this situation was outside of my control, plus the Emirates Staff was extremely courteous and explained me the situation pretty well, I called up my father and they were en route to Gurgaon and I asked them to come back and pick me up from the Airport, even my Mother was laughing at my miseries!!!

Called up the On-Boarding Coordinator at Kuwait and told them about the issue and he was extremely apologetic about his big error and promised me that he would issue me the new & correct Visa and also the new tickets within a day.

I reached home frustrated but not depressed at all and then watched IPL through the remainder of the day, just called up Bandita & my Bhai and told them the long & sad story and just stayed at home.

The next morning I received a call from Kuwait and then the mail containing my Tickets & Visa and this time I was to fly to Kuwait by a Kuwait Airways Flight which was at 4:00 AM in the night or morning you might say plus this was a direct 4 hours flight to Kuwait.

Finally the roadblocks were about to end but I thought to myself that until I land at Kuwait I won’t believe that eventually I had made it, the roadblocks had made me cynical!!!

In the flight I was really philosophical and thought back about all the things which happened on the way since I got the call from Savita about this job and then finally boarding this flight, I said everything was smooth & easy; the 1st telephonic Interview, my 1st trip to Kuwait, all the 7 interviews, the salary negotiations and then the Offer Letter, if the bumps in the road had not happened to me I would have got this job really easily and it would not have been that sweet & memorable and I am damn sure I would never forget all the miseries and thank the Almighty God for giving me this new Overseas Opportunity which would give me some really decent Global Exposure and would make me a well-rounded professional ready for the future and plus the big money savings I can achieve which would bring me financial stability for the rest of my life if I am sensible and invest the savings in all the right places, so what the heck some shit happened!!! As they always say…Shit Happens and with me it always does!!! But in the end like this time it is me who is victorious!!! It happened in 2009 with my Bike Rides and this time the ride was different but the ending was almost similar…a sense of achievement…Thanks to God all the way…

Fortunately nothing unexpected happened this time and I landed in Kuwait at 7 AM KST all safe & sound…

Reached my service apartment by 8 AM and the cab to Office was to come to pick me up at 10 AM to take me to my new Office, got ready and then I was up & away…on Monday 29th March 2010 I finally joined my new job and start a new journey of my life…Che had reached another destination and was ready for this new challenge…with full of positive energy and a clear mind…this time The Mighty One was not with me as my trusted partner and I had to overcome this new challenge without my friends & family physically close to me but as always I was game for it…and I said to myself BRING IT ON!!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Judgement Day...

I got up in the morning at 6 AM, surprisingly without any alarm-assistance all due to the anxiety & excitement in my mind, got ready in my best Business Suit and my favourite Tie and had a heavy breakfast, that’s also one strange part about me, even when I am tense or nervous I never discount my meals and as always have a full one!!!

Reached the office at sharp 8 AM and surprisingly not very tense, I was up for the challenge waiting for me, and it was one long challenge…seven 1-hour long Interviews starting from 8:15 AM till 5:15 PM with just a one-hour Lunch Break in between were waiting for me, it was one marathon session in waiting…

Over the course of the day I was interviewed by the HR Director for Corporate, the Chief Financial Controller, the Chief Financial Officer (CFO), Chief HR Head, Chief Information Officer (CIO), the Head of Compensation & Benefits & the Director of Recruitment ….phew!!! What a list…that too pretty lengthy!!!

All the interviews went perfectly well, I had all the answers to the questions posed to me and had really wonderful discussions with all of them and could realise that the Leadership here was very strong and had some very highly experienced people at the top which surely was a comforting factor and one of the most important parameters for me personally.

The best part was that unlike the interviews I had given in India, there was no set patterns to either of the interviews like “Tell me about yourself and your family” or “talk about your strengths and weaknesses”…all of them had a free-wheeling discussion with me and also were interested in my personal life, beliefs & passions which are always overlooked in India, I was getting a big-big comfort level after each interview that if I get through it would be a damn good decision for me to join this organization.

Another fact I liked was that each Interviewer had gone through my resume in detail beforehand and were not browsing through it while I was being interviewed which is seriously a big put-off for me.

Now some special moments from the Interviews:

1. During my discussions with the CIO and looking at his room I found out that he was also a very serious Motorcycling (read Harley-Davidson) enthusiast and naturally the interview veered towards our common passion, I told him about my Bike Rides, my Bike-The Mighty One and also showed him some pics from my rides, he was damn excited and so was I!!! He told me that if you join here you got to buy a Harley and join the club!!! Surely a big enough reason for me to join!!! \

2. I told the HR Head about the adventure streak in me and also the fact that I was really looking forward to join this job and then travel through the Middle East and he was very supportive and I still remember the closing line which he said at the end of my interview, he said “Join the Adventure and Best of Luck”…

3. The Director of Recruitment had already interviewed me telephonically so he decided to go out with me for a walk around the office and show me the places close by…and we had a wonderful discussion, and this guy is a serious rock-star, let me tell you about his background first…he was in the Intelligence Corps of the British Army for 15 years before joining the Corporate World, served in Iraq, Afghanistan & Serbia in Field Operations, knows Arabic fluently, is certified in clinical Hypnosis and above all is a big fan of Che Guevara and even has a fair knowledge about Bhagat Singh!!! And when we started discussing about Che there was no end to it, he was amazed at my knowledge about him and other revolutionaries and my ideals of life…he also used one of my favourite lines in his discussion “One man’s Terrorist is another man’s revolutionary” …believe me this line is 100% correct for all the cases…think over it and you would surely agree with me. Then I knew as a fact that working with him would be great for my career just owing to his rich experience…

The Interview Marathon was finally over at 5:30 PM after 7 interviews and all of them damn good fun…I was verbally offered by the HR Head and the salary offer was also discussed and I just could believe what was going on…it was all too sudden and I was just loving it…the salary figure was simply fantastic and all I had to decide about was how would I manage leaving India and then come to Kuwait leaving my friends, family and bike…

With the excitement in Mind I reached my Hotel, had a strong coffee, my head was literally spinning after a long day and then reached the Airport at 7 PM; my flight to India was at 10 PM…and this time I was to fly by Jet Airways…Kuwait-Mumbai-Delhi…

I checked in, got my boarding pass and then was just roaming around in the airport when I found the Harley Davidson Accessories showroom and went straight into it, bought glass stickers for my buddies back home and browsed through all the accessories displayed, all of them were damn freaking expensive which was obvious as HD is a cult & a luxury brand…didn’t buy anything else and moved out…

Then I bought a new Mobile Connection to call my folks in India and the process of getting a new connection was as smooth as silk, they just took a copy of my Passport and I got the new SIM card which was pre-activated…called up my parents who were in Wellington with my Bhai’s family, Dips and Bandita and told them all about my experience excitedly…and they would surely vouch for it that I was really elated and the excitement levels were to reach a new high very soon…

I stood in the final line just before you enter the Aircraft and got a huge surprise…I had been upgraded to the Business Class Category for the flight from Kuwait-Mumbai…didn’t know the reason for it but was really excited, it was the first time I was to travel in the Business Class…I got seated in a very comfortable seat with I don’t know how many adjustment buttons!!! Was served some exotic juice, don’t know what it was though!!! And then got a Menu Card for the Dinner, I was like this is really great!!! Switched on the Video Screen and after browsing through all the options available decided to watch the movie “Inglorious Basterds” by Quentin Tarantino, I wanted to watch this for a long time but didn’t get a chance but this time I was game for it!!!

Had the Baileys Irish Cream for drinks and not beer this time, Baileys is my favourite Liquer and I simply love the Creamy Texture streaked with Irish Liquor…after the movie & the dinner had a short nap and when I woke up went up to the Cabin Crew and asked them the reason for my Business Class upgrade and then got a shocker…they told me that they had overbooked the Economy Class(first shock) and the Business Class had 6 empty seats, so they had to transfer 6 people from Economy to Business and they chose on the basis of the clothes we 6 were wearing, I was dressed in a Business Suit so I was one of the 6 and similarly the other 5 as well, such a racist way to decide, I was not too happy to hear this but had no other option than to go back to my seat and just wait for the flight to land…

And then all thoughts were coming together, the decision to come to Kuwait for the Interviews, an amazing day of the Orientation Tour and then my performance during the Interviews, everything was going perfectly as if it was scripted for me…just could not believe it…and all I did was to Thank god and for being with me all the time and blessing me for all my good luck…seriously these 2 days were my lucky days and could not thank God enough for all the memorable time…

Landed at Mumbai at 5AM, after the clearances went straight to the Duty Free Liquor Shop and bought a bottle each of JW Red Label and Jim Beam for my father as the Kuwait Gift!!! He really likes such a gift!!!

The Mumbai-Delhi flight was at 8 AM and I had 2 options, the first one was the boring one, take the airport cab and reach the Domestic Terminal and then wait…the other interesting one was to go out of the International Terminal at my own expense =, roam around a bit and then reach the Domestic Terminal…for obvious reasons I chose the 2nd one!!!

Took an Auto Rickshaw and asked the driver to take me to a Tea Shop where I could also eat some hot & fresh Vada Paaos…we reached there and both of us had a very early breakfast!!! I had 3 of them with 2 glasses of tea!!! And also got some packed for Dips…was having authentic Hot Vada Paaos in Mumbai after almost 7 years and was getting really nostalgic, My first job was in Mumbai way back in 2003 and all I could afford for breakfast & as a late evening snack back then was 2 Vada Paaos with a cutting chai…so much so for my low salary then!!! Also did some heart-to-heart Bakchodi with the Auto Driver, he was from Varanasi and I discussed the light of UP Migrants in Mumbai after the MNS threat and he had some interesting revelations…

Reached the Airport after having a wonderful time and an even wonderful breakfast and boarded the flight…after that I don’t remember anything as all I did on the flight was to sleep!!! But how can I forget…I dumped at the Airport…another dumping-first for me!!! Another Airport conquered by the Dumping Tycoon!!!

Reached Delhi and then headed straight to home and then reached the Office as if nothing ever happened and got back to the grind of UHG!!!

The 2 days were truly memorable and I didn’t know then that whether I would be back to Kuwait and really had an amazing time…

I thought to myself then…Inshallah I would be back!!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The Kuwait Orientation

I reached Kuwait on time and there was a representative waiting for me at the Arrival Gate to receive me and help me with the Paperwork and getting my luggage, I got the immigration stamping on my Visa and the Company Driver came to receive me and that too in a Chevrolet Traverse, don’t know to call it an SUV or what but it was a fantastic vehicle nonetheless, reached the Kuwait Hyatt Hotel at 10 AM and went straight to have my breakfast and I tried all the Arabic Dishes, the ones which I had never tried and loved each one of them, after that just hit the bed as had not slept properly through the night and I was dead tired, put the alarm for 1 PM as I had the Kuwait Orientation Tour organized for me to know more about Kuwait, the places to shop, to stay and generally about the culture.



This was the view from my Hotel Room's Balcony...it was on one of the main arterial roads which are known as Ring Road here...all the roads are connected through Flyovers and meet at final point in the country.

Got ready and there was Shebina Amlani from my organization who was my orientation guide and she welcomed me to Kuwait and we started our trip, firstly went to see some apartments and saw some 6 of them, big, small, furnished and non-furnished and also got a basic idea about the rents for each of them, all of them were quite luxurious better known as Studio Apartments, best for a bachelor like me.

Next on the agenda was a showroom, it is the biggest showroom in Kuwait (not a mall), it has various areas for Home Furnishings, Automobiles & Electronics, and it was an amazing one, saw the Hummer & Corvette for the first time and it was a ravishing sight for sure, to see them from so close, just went through the motions while browsing through the Furnishings division as had no clue neither interest in it.



Then I saw the Starbucks Coffee Outlet and had a coffee & a sandwich there, my first Starbucks experience after hearing so much about it, and to be honest the coffee was nothing special for the exorbitant price I was charged but still for a first-time it was a good experience, the last on the agenda in the showroom was the Electronics Section and I was simply comparing prices between Kuwait & India and the prices were really cheap in Kuwait, as there are no Import Duties for any good sold in Kuwait, that’s the only reason for the low prices, lucky people these Kuwaitis are and the people who stay here…

After the retail therapy the next one was the Beach Therapy!!! Saw the cleanest beach I had ever seen in my life and the weather was simply superb to be on the beach, everywhere there were families relaxing & enjoying and I loved the moment as I was on a beach after an year, the last one was the Kanyakumari Beach I visited while on my West Coast Ride in January 2009…though am not a beach person but still enjoy being on one and miss the good-old times I spent on innumerable beaches of Goa while doing my MBA from 2001 to 2003…



The structure you see on the right side of the picture is the personal Island Pad of the King of Kuwait, it has 2 Helipads and all the luxuries you can imagine one needs !!!

All this while Shebina was giving me loads of cultural information about the life in Kuwait which was extremely interesting to hear and she was a great help for getting me acquainted about the life in general as culturally Kuwait is miles apart from India and anyway just to for general knowledge sake this information was nice to know…

We went to the Marina Mall after that which is the second biggest Shopping Mall there and all the designer brands had their outlets there, some of which I had never even heard about, there was a Virgin Store as well and I went to try my luck to get the “Che” movie’s DVD but sadly even they didn’t have one, I have been looking for this DVD for so long and I wonder when I would finally lay my hands on it…nonetheless had a good time there.

Infront of the Mall there was a huge parking lot for Yachts which normally all Kuwaitis own and it was a first time for me...really fascinating to see so many luxury yachts parked in such a small place...wonder how they get them out in that crowd !!!





I was getting curious about the same perfume fragrance everywhere, yes everywhere in Kuwait there is a same fragrance which is in the air, I smelled it at the Airport, my hotel, the Mall and the Retail Store, finally I asked Shebina about it and she took me to one store selling various kinds of fragrances and there I got to know more about it, it is an Arabic Tradition and mostly every Kuwaiti uses it as the perfume, I wanted to buy the same but it was damn expensive, some 2000 odd bucks and I didn’t buy!!! I was sure if I use the same one in India I surely would have been termed as an Alien!!! An Arabic-smelling Alien!!!

Next we went to The Radisson Hotel as I wanted to buy some Kuwaiti Magnets for Pravin for his collection and we found 2 beautiful ones and then we went to Burger King, another first for me after hearing so much about it, in fact during my MBA I had researched a lot about BK and it’s origins and it was nice to enjoy a burger from BK…finally…I took a Beef Burger and loved it to bits, it was very heavy but amazingly delicious…

Finally the Orientation Tour came to an end and it was a day well spent, my first day in Kuwait and truly memorable for all the first-time experiences…Starbucks, Corvettes, Hummers and the Burger King!!! Before Shebina left I bought some Arabic Style Jewellery for folks back home, I loved the design and the colours…bought it for my Bhabhi, Arunima and Bandita…

Reached the hotel and took a hot shower bath, I was feeling really sleepy and sleep was all on my mind but there was one final agenda left for the day, my future colleague named Peter was to come to meet me at the Hotel and have dinner with me, another way of getting to know more about the Organization & it’s people, I must say the things were well-planned for me and I had never seen this anywhere else, an Orientation Tour is for tourists and not for a candidate!!! But I loved the courtesy and the planning and surely it went a long way in making my decision of moving to Kuwait if I succeeded in the Interviews and then getting the Offer…

The day finally ended at 10 PM, a very long day indeed and I slept with palpable excitement in my mind, the next day was the Interview Day and I was a bit anxious as had not given any form of Interviews lately but was pretty confident to face them…and then I just crashed out…

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Flying with The World's Favourite Airline...

So the night came when I had to travel to Kuwait…I was really excited as I was travelling to an International Location after May 2005 when I went to Thailand and had one of the most wonderful times of my life then (I know what you are thinking and the related expressions on your faces!!!) plus I thought even if I didn’t get selected after my Interviews, at least I would get an opportunity to visit a country which I would never visit in my life.

I had an Emirates Flight via Dubai departing from Delhi at 4 AM…like a good boy and a new International Traveller I duly reached the Airport at 1 AM…went through all the motions and was finally in the Departure Lounge at 2:30 AM and had an hour to spend there…went to the Watches, Liquor & cigarettes section and just browsed through the items on display…the liquor section made me crazy, there were so many options and I am a Liqueur collector myself even though I am not a regular Liqueur drinker but seeing the new brands made me really excited…I even SMSed Dips at 3 in the night!!! And obviously there was no reply from his side as he is sane when it comes to sleeping and he sleeps early!!!

I had heard so much about Emirates and their World-Class service and just could not wait to get into the aircraft and finally the call came and I was in the aircraft and the first thing which shocked me was that there was a first floor in the plane!!! I never knew that before this instant…but that was only for a select few and I was guided towards the Economy Section, intelligently I had made a Web Check-In and I had booked an aisle seat for me which I always prefer over a window seat…

The in-flight system had believe it or not a collection of 550 movies in almost all the languages, 100 Recordings of Live Concerts, 50 odd Video Games and some 2000 odd songs collection of all the big artistes worldwide appealing to travellers from all nationalities…truly world-class I must say…as I was carrying my own headphones I was the first one to plug into the system and it surely got me bewildered looks of fellow travellers as they had to wait for the Cabin Crew to start distributing the Emirates Headphones…I get smart at times, even though this is very rare but when it happens, it comes in handy!!!

The food was extremely delicious and one of the best I ever had on a flight…and then the alcohol service started…unluckily they had the best of the brands for heavy liquor but only 2 options for Beer which I can take so I settled for Stella Artois and had 2 cans as I planned to sleep after that, the person sitting right next to me was in no such mood, he first took 3 miniature bottles of Famous Grouse Scotch Whiskey with 3 Cans of coke the first time and then took 1 each 4 other times and pissed the Cabin Hostess big time but he was not to budge, he thought he had every right to be rude to her as his expression seemed so!!! He was a native of Punjab and was working in Melbourne, Australia as a Taxi Driver and was returning back after attending his brother’s wedding and I am sure he would have had shit-loads of alcohol during the wedding celebrations but still his liquor appetite had not been satiated!!! One weirdo he was…and I hate anybody who is rude to people who are serving them and this time also it was no different…and one funny thing about him was that he pronounced Famous Grouse as “Famous Grooooose”!!! Would never forget that…

I landed in Dubai at 6:30 AM DST and then after the special security check proceeded to the gigantic Transit Lounge, they asked all of the travellers to remove their socks & shoes, remove all metal accessories which was a big task for me, my Che Locket, my 2 Kadas, watch and the waist belt!!! I almost injured myself while removing one of my Kadas…

The Duty Free zone was simply overwhelming and I had never seen anything like that before, everywhere there were shops selling almost everything and so much of crowd & noise…I had to pick up 2 cartons of cigarettes for my Father and Brother which I did…special Anniversary editions of Marlboro Regular & Lights respectively, as I was off smoking that time, didn’t buy any cigarettes for me… then I went to the chocolates shop and bought some for my nieces. The last shopping was for Arunima & Pravin for whom I had to buy Dubai special Magnets as you all know Pravin is a very passionate Magnet collector and he has a collection of almost 200 from all over the World so I had thought of gifting him some Dubai Specials!!! I also bought a beautiful artefact for my home and that was it, no more shopping I told myself as anybody can go crazy and spend thousands or even lakhs there but I was being prudent!!!


And then the moment of glory!!! Yeah I am so good at it…I am the best and I can safely say this…I had already thought that I would surely dump in Dubai and the divine intervention happened, I was getting pressurised!!!(Though it comes naturally to me, no special efforts required!!!) And to my utter surprise I found an Indian Style Washroom in the Dubai Airport!!! And I utilized it to the fullest…the scene was simply hilarious and the feeling of being victorious was thrilling!!! Here I was in the Dubai International Airport-one of the best in the world, dressed in my Business Suit with a Neck Tie dumping away to glory that too in an Indian Style Loo!!! Wasn’t it simply awesome…I surely consider it as awesome but I am sure all of you would be simply calling me a crazy asshole!!! And it became even funnier; the last & final call for the Dubai-Kuwait flight was announced as I was in the middle of my legendary dumping session so I rushed out and entered the aircraft!!! Sad to leave it midway and I am sure you all would empathise with me!!!

The flight from Dubai to Kuwait was a short one, just 45 odd minutes and it started on a great note, I saw the famous Burj Al-Arab Hotel & the Palm Islands from the flight and they looked simply amazing. Luckily I had the Window seat this time!!! Things were well-in place till now, I was lucky or what!!! The in-flight entertainment was not too great this time with lesser options plus a much smaller screen so I started to play a Video Game on quizzing and it was on the Intranet where I could play with fellow passengers and the person sitting right next to me was my competitor and we had a nice and close contest and he won!!! The flight went off without any other special moments except one, there was a middle-aged Indian Man sitting right behind me and he was gulping down whiskey shots like there was no tomorrow and his wife was constantly nagging him for this and even the Cabin Crew was pissed with him, they kept on telling him “Sir, this is a short flight so please give your order in one go but unrelenting he was and he kept troubling them for more whiskey!!! At the end of it all he was dead drunk and almost down & out and his wife was literally howling at him…

So my first Emirates experience was finally coming to an end…and I truly enjoyed it…I was about to reach Kuwait…explore a new country and give my Interviews…the excitement was palpable to say the least…

NO to YES...

I had never ever thought even in the wildest of my dreams that I would work outside of India but here I am, working in Kuwait(of all the countries), you may ask why Kuwait…and I have all the answers…

The primary reason for me coming here was that I badly needed a job change from UnitedHealth Group after working there for almost 3.5 years and more importantly I was no more enjoying my job and my profile was becoming redundant & stagnated, I tried my best finding a job in Delhi-NCR but could not succeed due to various reasons. I was getting extremely frustrated and just wanted a new job but as it’s the way always with me, nothing comes easy and I knew I was in for a long-haul…

And then on 16th January my good friend Savita Nair who works in Quadrangle called me while I was in a Hiring Event at Hyderabad and told me about this job opportunity in Kuwait and told me to at least apply and then try my luck, my mind said “let’s go for it” and then on 21st January gave me preliminary Telephonic Interview to the Head of Recruitment and believe me guys it was one of the best Interviews I ever gave, the discussion was tremendously informative and I had all the answers to his questions and at the end of the interview he clearly told me that they would invite me to Kuwait and then take things forward…I knew that I would get shortlisted…no over-confidence but surely self-belief…

The other reason was money, yes let me be honest & upfront here…as everybody knows that The Middle East is extremely lucrative wrt salaries & it was clearly on my mind and Kuwait is the best paying Country here…I knew that if I work in Kuwait for 3-4 years then my Financial Future would be stable & certain as due to various reasons in the last 3-4 years I had not been able to save much of money…the reasons being my Divorce in 2008 & my never-ending Bike-Rides…I don’t regret either of them!!!s

I travelled again to Hyderabad the following weekend and got a mail from Kuwait that they wanted me to be there for the Interview & the Orientation Tour to know more about Kuwait, but as always with me there was a visible roadblock, my Passport was expiring on 10-Apr-10 and for an International Trip I needed a validity of 6 months at least so I had to get my validity extended but only when I could reach Delhi…on the following Monday I reached the Passport Office in Delhi(which I became a regular visitor of in the near future; more details about that later) but to my horror found out that due to an incomplete Police Verification in 2005 the validity extension would at least take 15-20 working days and I could not afford that long a delay so I took the normal Indian route…met a Tout, paid him money and then got the extended validity in flat 3 hours!!! Yes 3 hours only…the power of Money as they say…

I was also sent a link to know more about life in Kuwait which was informative indeed; in addition to this I also did some extensive research using the routine culprits & my best Internet Friends!!! Google & Wikipedia…also talked to one of my MBA Batchmate Preety whose husband was born & brought up in Kuwait and she had also stayed there for some time & in fact her in-laws are settled here and I knew she would give me real-time and authentic information much better than the Internet links…and everything she told me helped me make up my mind and I am extremely thankful to her for all her inputs…

Yes there were loads of apprehensions & fears in my mind like staying in a completely new country, with no friends or relatives, staying away from my family, friends, my Bike and the Bike Rides, plus the normal fears of working in the Middle East with so many restrictions in place and also the fact that I was to get engaged soon and would have been away from my fiancĂ©e at a time where we needed to spend more time together…but I had pretty much decided that if I successfully clear the Interview Rounds I would surely take up this new challenge and give it my best shot…

And then I was all set…all I needed were the tickets & Visa from Kuwait and I could fly…the final hitch was managing 2 leaves from UHG and considering the mayhem we were experiencing due to the new Hyderabad Centre it was not going to be easy…so I had to think out-of-the box to get those 2 leaves!!! As I was going to be away without any access to my office Mails or Mobile Phone…but somehow I gave a solid bahaana and got the leaves…I knew it was going to be fool-proof…only very few people knew about the upcoming trip as I never wanted the beans to be spilled-out!!! The Trip was planned for 3rd & 4th February 2010…